Happy Belated Australia Day!

The Spiller crime family had a big one, apparently! It’s 5.44am in Queensland, Australia, and my demented, fraudulent former tour promoters, Dan and Ben Spiller, are threatening to have their islander friends beat me up if I keep talking about them. Guess what. I’m still talking. ? Amazing how these creepy ethno-nationalists always seem to call on islanders when they need wet work done…